WE HAVE WINNERS!
Congratulations to Misty, Davalynn, and Debra! Each
of them will receive a copy of my first published book titled FOR THE LOVE OF
BOOKS.
And now to get back to our story—Dead as a
Girdle.
Chapter
Two
An
hour later, Janelle stood in the middle of the office and pivoted in a slow
circle. She had found some dusting rags, and now the desk gleamed, its clutter
thrown out or put away. She had dusted the frames of the portraits and the two
chairs beneath them. She even managed to open the mannequin’s case and dust out
the cobwebs.
Clarence,
the mailman—a rotund man who wheezed heavily—came in around ten-thirty. Helga
showed Janelle how to sort the mail. In the meantime, Janelle answered eleven
phone calls—two for Ben, one for Helga, and the rest for the store downstairs.
If she could get rid of that lingering smoke odor, everything would be perfect.
She
put away the rag and sat on her desk chair. Now she had nothing to do. Tomorrow
she would bring a book to read. Or maybe she should bring her Bible. With all
the available time, she could read through the Bible in a few months. Speaking
of time… she glanced at her watch. Almost noon.
Helga
opened her office door. “Did you bring lunch, Yanelle, or are you eating out?”
“I
brought a sandwich.” Janelle pulled a brown bag from her purse. “Is it okay if
I eat at my desk?”
“Come
in here and eat with me.” Helga disappeared into her office.
Janelle
followed but stopped just inside. Helga’s office was huge—bigger than the
outer office and paneled with that same old-fashioned brown wood. But that wasn’t
what gave her pause in the doorway.
On
the left side of the room, eight busts lined a waist-high shelf. Seven of those
busts, sans head or arms, exhibited a bra.
Helga
motioned to them. “Some of the bras we sold in the earlier years.” She walked
to the shelf. “This one is Rhapsody, a best seller in the ‘70s.” She proceeded
down the row, telling Janelle the name and year of each model. Janelle felt
like she was at a car show, although she was viewing lace and straps rather
than chrome and hubcaps.
“These
were my favorites,” Helga concluded. “I like to see them displayed.”
Janelle
raised an eyebrow. This woman had some serious issues.
Helga
pointed to a kitchenette at the other end of the room. “We will eat lunch.”
Janelle
passed Helga’s desk, stacked high with accounting books and littered with
papers. An open Rolodex sat by the phone.
The
kitchenette was clean. A plate of salad with two hard-boiled eggs perched on
the counter next to a stainless steel sink.
Janelle
took a seat at a small round table that had two chairs. She opened her bag and
pulled out a ham and cheese sandwich. Bowing her head, she prayed briefly over
her food.
She looked up to find Helga rummaging in the refrigerator. “What
happened to the other receptionist?”
“Marie?”
Helga closed the refrigerator. “She quit as soon as she heard of the murder.”
Janelle’s
spine tingled. She had to crack this case!
“How was Jed Thorne murdered?”
Helga
brought her plate to the table. She lifted a bottle of iced tea. “Would you
like one?”
“No,
thank you. But I would like to know what happened to Mr. Thorne.” She took a bite of her sandwich.
Helga
sat down, a sigh escaping her lips. “It happened in his office late one night.”
She pointed toward the wall in a vague direction. “He was strangled—by a 38B.”
Janelle
stopped chewing. “A 38B? Don’t you mean he was shot by a .38 revolver?”
“No.” Helga pursed her lips. “A 38B—a bra! He was strangled by a bra.”
“No.” Helga pursed her lips. “A 38B—a bra! He was strangled by a bra.”
“Oh.
How horrible.”
“Ja,
strangled by a bra, and dead as a girdle. Ha!” Helga actually smiled. “Exactly
what Yed Thorne deserved. Poetic yustice, if you ask me.”
Janelle’s appetite
disappeared. Was she eating lunch with the murderer?
Awesome!! Awesome!! I couldn't have imagined it better!! And Hooray, I won!! :)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Misty!
DeleteThank you Donna!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, Debra! I hope you enjoy the book.
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