Monday, December 31, 2012

Digging Up Family Dirt


At Ben’s invitation, Janelle accompanies him to Aunt Ida’s house for dinner.



Chapter Thirty-nine

“You didn’t tell me your uncle Elliot was going to be here,” Janelle whispered to Ben as she stepped through the front door of Ida Thorne’s house.
Through the archway that led into the living room, Janelle saw Elliot sitting on a wingback chair. An open newspaper hid all of him except his hands, his brown trousers, and the top of his dark hair. And his shoes.
She would recognize those expensive Italian loafers anywhere.
Ben closed the front door. “Does it make any difference if he’s here?”
Janelle shrugged. As long as he didn’t call her babe.
She walked with Ben into Ida’s living room. Faded wallpaper of gray and blue stripes seemed to be a good backdrop for the faded furniture. Strands of cat hair crisscrossed the threadbare carpet, and several fur balls lined the baseboards. A dingy fireplace was set in one wall of the small room, with two black and white photos perched on the mantle. Behind Elliot’s chair, another archway led into the dining room.
“That you, Ben?” Elliot said from behind the paper. “I decided to join you and Ida for dinner tonight.”
“Yep, it’s me, and I brought a guest.” Ben smiled at Janelle.
The paper lowered with a crinkle. “Oh.” Elliot’s handsome face registered surprise before he smiled. “Well, hello there—Janelle.”
She tried to keep a straight face. “Hi.” Either her kidnapping had cooled his ardor, or the fact that her dad was a private investigator came in handy. 
For once.
Ida, wearing a short-sleeved housedress that sported garish red poppies, walked out from the kitchen doorway. She carried a roasting pan, and two cats followed her. Janelle had only seen Ida with a hat on, but now her hatless gray hair was combed down and curled under at her neck. Her face was rosy as she hefted the pan to the middle of the small table that had three place settings. The flab under her arms jiggled.
A nice little old lady. Too bad she was losing her mind.
Ben took a step toward the dining room. “Need some help, Aunt Ida?”
She looked up, her gaze taking in Ben and Janelle. “Oh, Nellie! How nice to see you again. I’ll have to set another place.” She bustled back to the kitchen.
Ben glanced at Janelle. “Nellie.”
“I’m surprised she remembered. Your aunt certainly couldn’t remember my name when I was here the last time.”
Within five minutes Janelle was seated at the table across from Ben. Aunt Ida sat on her left and Elliot on her right. She was glad she didn’t have to look at Elliot while she ate. Fortunately he didn’t call her babe one time. He seemed to have forgotten all about his promise to make her the happiest little woman in the world.
As soon as they started eating, five cats appeared, begging for roast beef. One of them brushed up against Janelle’s ankle. Ida fed them all as she murmured endearing phrases.
“For crying out loud, Ida.” Elliot eyed her sternly. “Get rid of those cats! Do you know how unsanitary it is to feed animals at the table?”
Ida pursed her lips. “Well, if you insist. I’ll lock them in the basement.” She stood. “Come, Fluffy. Mama will give you some food.”
The cats followed her en masse as she exited the room.
         Janelle looked at Ben. “Which one is Fluffy?”
         “All five of them.” Ben grinned. “They all have the same name so Aunt Ida doesn’t have to remember which cat is which.”
When Ida came back, the atmosphere took a pleasant turn with small talk about the weather. As they finished the delicious dinner of roast beef, mashed potatoes, gravy, and scalloped corn, Janelle managed to steer the conversation to Jed’s murder. Elliot brought up his theory that Lyssa had killed her ex-husband.
“No, not Lyssa.” Aunt Ida stuck her elbows on the table and rested her chin in her hands. “She was always such a sweet girl. I remember when you first brought her home from college to meet your parents, Elliot.”
Ben stared at Elliot. “You were dating her, Uncle?”
Elliot ignored him. “Well, maybe Lyssa didn’t kill Jed, but I know it was a woman. After all, what man would strangle another man with a bra, for pity’s sake?”
Janelle thought of the missing bra in Helga’s office. Maybe it was the only thing available.
Ida concentrated on Ben. “Yes, Elliot was dating your mother. He brought her home one weekend near Christmas to meet the folks.”
“Ida, would you forgot that?” Elliot pushed his plate out of the way and folded his arms on the table. “Good grief! You can forget everything else, why can’t you forget that I was dating Lyssa Palmer before she married Jed?”
“I didn’t realize that.” Ben looked at Elliot. “Mom told me she met Dad at a Christmas party at the store. She never said a thing about you, Uncle.”
“That figures.” Elliot blew out a breath.
“I remember that party,” Ida put in. “Those were the heyday years for Thorne’s. There were so many people—”
“Yeah, but your mom didn’t get it quite right.” The color in Elliot’s face deepened. “Actually Jed met her at Rosewood Manor a couple days before the party. We had a family dinner, and I introduced Lyssa to everyone—Mother, Father, Frank and Ida, and Jed. Evidently he decided right then he was going to marry Lyssa, and at the party he stole her—stole my girl right out of my arms.”
“But…” Janelle looked between Ben and Elliot. “She must have gone willingly. I mean, she wasn’t forced to marry Jed, was she?”
“Oh, she went willingly all right.” Elliot scowled. “I was just a college kid, and Jed was twelve years older than me—a man of the world, the mature bachelor with a real job, making good money. She was infatuated with him­­.”
“And he was infatuated with Lyssa,” Ida said.
“Do you know why?” Elliot pointed at Ida then looked at Janelle. “Here’s some of that dirt in our family history.”
Ben’s face paled, but he kept a steady eye on his uncle.
“Jed was captivated with Lyssa because she looked like Helga Svensson.” Elliot turned to Ben. “Did you ever notice how much your mom resembles Helga? They could be sisters.”
Ben looked thoughtful. “Only in the fact they’re both blonde and blue-eyed. Besides, Helga’s a lot older—”
“I always thought Lyssa was prettier than Helga, but Jed was absolutely obsessed with Helga from the first day he saw her. He must have asked that woman to marry him four or five times, but she just snubbed him.”
Ben pressed his lips together. He glanced at Janelle, and she knew he was thinking about all those ads locked in Jed’s filing cabinet. That was one mystery solved.
Elliot continued. “Even after he married Lyssa, Jed was still obsessed with Helga. She modeled for the company about ten years, and when she started losing her figure, Jed talked Father into making her the bookkeeper.”
Ida stood to collect the dishes. “Frank said she was a good bookkeeper.”
“Yeah, it worked out.” Elliot rubbed his temples. “But Jed didn’t want her to leave the company.” He shrugged. “I don’t know why—she couldn’t stand him.”
Ida picked up a plate. “Maybe that’s why she killed him.”
Janelle looked up at her. “You think Helga did it?”
“Ida, you are crazy.” Elliot raised his hands then let them drop to the table. “You don’t know any of the facts about Jed’s murder. Helga didn’t kill him.”
Four plates were stacked in Ida’s hands as she looked at Elliot. “Well, I just thought if she hated him, she must have—”
Everyone hated him. You know it’s true. We all hated him. But just because you hate someone doesn’t mean you’re going to murder him.”
Pursing her lips, Ida turned and walked into the kitchen.
“Aunt Ida’s mind seems good tonight.” Ben kept his voice low.
“She’s crazy!” Elliot stood and entered the living room.
Janelle laid Ben’s empty salad plate on top of hers, then picked up Elliot’s. “That’s a characteristic of Alzheimer’s, Ben. People can remember things that happened a long time ago, but not recent events.”
“She remembered your name…Nellie.” He grinned at her.
“Don’t call me that.” But she smiled. Ben needed to think of something other than the problems in his family history, and she didn’t mind if he thought about her.

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The dinner continues, but tomorrow is New Year’s Day! We’ll take another break until Wednesday. God bless!

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